... a top-secret manual for kids who are EXACTLY eight years old.
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Not seven. Not nine. And absolutely not a couple of four-year-olds hiding in a trench coat.
This book contains critical information like: ☑ The importance of riding a bike; ☑ How to turn your shower into me-soup; ☑ This business with your teeth; ☑ And how to survive the real dangers of sandwich crusts. It’s part guidebook, part nonsense, and completely packed with weird rules, questionable hygiene advice, and very serious silliness. Perfect for early readers who like to laugh, snort, and read books while sitting on the toilet (facing backward, of course). Available Now! |
